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Post by Xarfleshark on Apr 14, 2009 19:51:49 GMT -7
Here are some funny things you can find posted on fmylife.com
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching TV, randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited she says to me "Just Joking". FML
Today, I stumbled upon my boyfriend's Facebook. His second Facebook. On which I also stumbled upon his second girlfriend. FML
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Post by Lime-Light on Apr 15, 2009 14:44:06 GMT -7
ROFL! I like the 2nd. Its like OH NOSE! Wonder what he/she did swallow. . . LMBO
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Post by Oraia on Apr 15, 2009 15:03:14 GMT -7
LMFAO! that is so hilarious! yeah #2 is my fave!
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